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Thursday, May 26, 2011

What's in a Douche?


What is in a Douche? Vinegar, saline, perhaps a PH balanced scented liquid. No not that kind of douche, silly. This kind....               

While there may be no shortage of scented liquids associated with these douches, more importantly, there are large amounts of insecurities born in adolescence.


Being a douche is simple. Bend yourself to a perceived reality, and imitate and exaggerate anything that has ever impressed someone with a vagina...
                          
                                                                      
Historically this has been health, strength, safety, security, and confidence...
                           
This translates to an exaggerated tan to indicate health...
                  
                   

the potential for steroid use to project strength...
                            

flashy jewelry, overpriced T-shirts, and when very desperate, posing with cash to display wealth for the perception of safety and security.

Douches will imitate one another to the point of irony...
                         
                         

And generate their confidence through overtly sexual overcompensation...
 

                            

and grandiose displays that serve to impress other douches more than their intended target and all important end goal...
                                             
 The pussy!

Except for these guys... Because they have the formula all wrong. 
 And are an entirely different brand of douche...
                 

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