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Friday, April 29, 2011

Friday's pile of shiz

A helpful chart in case you aren't sure. And if you're still not sure this guy will take a look...

Confessions of the Most Interesting Man In The World:

"I'm thinking of doing something different with my hair..."

"What do you guys think? I don't look like a bitch do I?"

Compare and contrast:

It's not just stylish... It's functional. Don't be hatein'.

Come back for more WTF Shiznit

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Your daily shiz

Hair Metal album cover from the 1880s" That's not quite what I meant by give me head dear... but since you're down there..."

Haaaah reh haaaah reh hah hah hah... Heh heh heh reh heh heh heh.

Oh no... thanks, I'll pass...

Cuttle fesh es rowing ta rum out af my asshroll. End It's rowing to re a rot...

Lawn maintenance isn't just a job... it's a way of life.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Tattoo Tuesday 3

Welcome to the third installment of Tattoo Tuesday.

Q: Will this shit ever get old?

A: Not as long as there are still people willing to cover themselves in asinine pictures for me to make fun of.

Hello Scott. You're an idiot...
But you're smarter than this guy...

And not as big of an asshole as this guy.

Stop, collaborate and listen. Ice is back and he's on your ski-in...

So you have Jimmy Carter on your farter?

Tattoo hair... You almost can't tell. Good thing he didn't get corn rows.

I got's me a muthaphuckin ice cream, so you knows how damn cold I is... muthaphucka! And its got muthaphuckin lightnings and shit, son.

Just when you thought these couldn't get worse...

Balls in your armpit? Time to upgrade your deodorant dude. Time to get some NotRight guard. Then again it's probably too late.

It speaks for itself... I like how you can see the layout lines, and that somebody felt the need to use them for this skilled piece of work.

This one is unexplainable... Don't even try, I don't want to know the reason. WTF???

And yet another Golden Girls tribute tattoo... What is going on? I still cannot find Matlock...

A full Mayberry back piece. It has Andy Griffith but it's still not Matlock.

Stay tuned for more WTF Shiznit

Monday, April 25, 2011

Random Shiznit

Keith Stone's cousin wasn't nearly as smooth... Wax on, whacks off...

Hey Justin!

WTF is this, and what is it doing on Getty images?

Coach thought Jerrel was the most dedicated receiver on the team...

Chad only wanted to be as cool as his uncle Jake.

Because who doesn't think this Mofo is cool?

Here is a shirt just in case you want to look like a pasty out of shape dude with bacne...

You can wear it with this hat and just be "the shit."

Friday, April 22, 2011

Family Values

Practice what you preach gramps... I don't think those are Skittles you've been eating. A power mullet and a puppy... Hasselhoff eat your heart out.

"My name in Nelson and my hobbies include computer programing, collecting sweaters, growing an Amish beard to accent my rocking mullet, and spending time with Mr. Boots."

Notice that they are not smiling directly at the monkeys.

When Jeremy snapped, nobody saw it coming... He was always such a nice boy.
"Quick billy grab that there opossum and geet ya brothers together for a picture."

"Are you serious? Santa is so conformist..."

Raising two kids on her own in the 80s, Trudy knew she had to choose her battles...

Goldilocks says this picture is just right.

The rare WTF flower blooms only once a year...

"I know honey, we could get dressed up in all those things you killed this year."

Bob and Sally were such big TMNT fans they named Donatello as little Suzy's Godfather.

After a bit too much vodka ended up in the punch, the family reunion took a very wrong turn.

Banana hammock - check. Bow tie - check. Pot belly - check. The strangest wedding pic in history - check.