Come gets it Friday's shiznit

"Damn it Bobby! I told you we was gonna take care of that damn Bieber cut if you kept it up."

"Oh Yay! I wideing on my dweams! If onray day could she me now!

"Spock, the Captain is out there looking for a solution to your problem right now."

                                  

I don't know what this is...

But I do know what time it is.

 This guy actually has that watch.

She know what time it is!

 WTFshiznit

Come for the WTF? Stay for the shiznit!

Steaming pile of shiznit

Friday's pile of shiz

Random Shiznit

Mugshot Madness

Those will get you in trouble every time, son...

Save your strength... You'll need it to clench your butt cheeks later.

You're beautiful when you're angry. But seriously...

Unintentional before and after pics?

I love what you've done with your hair...

                                      
But it has nothing on old helmet hair here.

"Doo yoo vant et toasted?"

This guy has already seen the next few pics.                                     

Oh WTF? For the love of all that is holy... Kill it!

This guy actually goes by the alias "No Nose." No surprises there. I wonder what happens when he gets a cold?

Okay now brace yourself...

                                     

You poor ugly bastard... At least Jesus loves you.

Family Values

Monkey Time

This is WTF?

This is just obscene...

"Quick throw them a twenty! Just don't let them touch the car!"

"Hello there ladies..."

WTF? Nevermind just forget it...

She just big boned... that's all.

"Try to read my thoughts now guvmint!"

One night with Charlie and Sook Lo was never the same.

Next time you'll bring the damn rent on time.

Steaming pile of Shiznit

Gettin' busy with the shizzy

WTF happened to Snuggle?

WTF Japan?

"Ah rook now roo cahn bow ya nose mo essay."

 "An be weddy fo da talking a poo poo."

"Ah... herrow dare saxay. Roo rike my eyebow?"

"Dis es her-ting ma balws mattaphuka!"

"I know watta has zee-wough cowies! Dis es maka-ting roo ashroll."

"Dis ah-sow maka-ting. Hroo not rike da teettees? eva-bo-de rikea da teetees!

"No take ma dough-ree-toes ashroll!"

"If we tell you sequit roo gotta keep et. We hrow-mows."

"Now you no geet har en zoop!"

"Ah roo raffing?"                                          

 

 

 

So you wanna be a gangsta?

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Somehow I think you will...

Because you can't be a frat boy forever...

and we're hoping your daughter doesn't really look like a monkey.

Wow! Way cool. Just make sure you get copyright permission if you ever decide to update ol' Mike's face.

Here is a one way trip to the pavement in any traffic stop ever... Not to mention how well things could go at the bank, your kid's school, the court house, and the airport. Simply genius...

Isn't that sweet? She's devoted her torso to a pun... Awesome!

That's a cool fairy you have there son. And I thought Andy Milonakis died of syphilis.

WTF is this? A sagi-pegi-titty-corn?

WWJD? Dress snappy and get a perfect Donkey Kong score of course. What did you think?

Or just this...

I didn't know Mr. T. was a Shriner...

So I guess she doesn't like doggy style.

And yet again a tattoo from a show your grandma watches... The Golden Girls, still golden and still leaving their mark.

And did we finally round up a Matlock tattoo? Well... yes but it's not quite what I was looking for...

"Where's my tribute pic bisnitch?"

Big titties

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