Tattoo Tuesday 7

Welcome back to Tattoo Tuesday. There's a lot of pics here today... Maybe because I've been pounding seven gram rocks.

Well that should end all the confusion...

Um... Yep, I'm gonna have to agree here. So what could be worse?

There it is. He's handsome ain't he?

"No. My name's not Ivy. Why does everybody keep calling me that?"

He? She? Not sure what's going on here Pops...

Wow! What brand of poison led to this?

Spiderman, Spiderman... does just what an asshole can.

I guess that's one reason...

So is it just from the tattoo...

 or this?

I don't know about you, but I have always wanted a giraffe pinching a loaf on my leg.

 On second thought... Who can beat a crapping cupcake?

It's not cold, he's just telling the truth.

Where my girls at?

And in closing, a bit of advice.


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Come for the WTF? Stay for the shiznit!

Bieber OMG!

Get Haunted!

I knew this kid reminded me of something...

Or someone...                   

    

Although Swank does make a more convincing guy...

                                                 

                           
                           

I think I have a niece that looks like this.

So who died and made you J.B.? 
Oh....... (Editorial note: I had to)

"Hey man... you stole my look. And you're owning it."

Don't worry Jonathan Brandis... He may have your initials, but even in drag you pulled more trim. And you kicked a lot of balls in Ladybugs... (Editorial note: I had to again)

You're not Buddy Holly, buddy... And you're not Weezer either.

 "I believe I may have solved the mystery gang."

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids..."

 I know you want it all to stop, but there's a better way...

 Just get the equipment...

 And follow the instructions...

 Do it Usher! Please...

WTFshiznit. Dropping deuce like gin'n'juice.

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Hasselhoff Extravaganza!

On that day there was no lifeguard on duty. Hasselhoff stepped up and the world was never the same...

                            

Make the puppies fly Hoff...

But please don't eat them.

Okay!

Going to the gun show is patriotic - Welcome to Hoff's patriotic gun show.

Can you handle the icy stare?...

Can you handle and blow dry my hair?

Because the burger on the floor was fresh!

But not as fresh as these tunes!

Not dead... Dead serious!

Do you understand?

Because I don't care what you think...

And I'm staying informed.

                            

WTF Hoff?

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Want to see something classy? Better keep moving, there is nothing like that here as evidenced below.



"Hmmm how do I tell the world that I'm white trash? Oh I know, I'll get some ink that spells it out for them."



This might be cute in crayon and hung up on the fridge, but here it's just tragic.



Slightly better and at least on the back. I guess T-Rex is king of the dinosaurs.

What? Wow! There's a message for the ages...

I just hope she looks better in person than her portrait does.

How do you tell the world that your parents need their heads examined? Oh... With Aqua Teen Hunger Force of course.

How do you know when you've taken a joke too far? Yeah that's it...

Poor decision or truth in advertising? You decide...

Well I guess she has her bases covered...

Here's a great decision... Somehow I think her trips to the dentist are awkward. 

And once again... The Golden Girls.

But no Matlock, no Andy Griffith, just Barney...

Come for the WTF? stay for the Shiznit