Ah... the majestic mullet, noncommittal in the definition of its style. Simultaneously short and long, and much like the wearer that chooses it, uncertain or unconcerned of its identity. It is as iconic as it is ordinary and as loved as it is reviled.
The mugshot mullet - AKA white trash glamor shots.
The perpetual duality of the mullet, this one says coach up front and sex offender out back.
Yes they are from Family Dollar, but damn do they look good.
Uncle Jessie... You are like Fonzie and Scott Baio dipped in liquid cool. Or is that just CK One?
"I enjoy outdoor activities, drive an '86 Trans Am, like sweat bands, brightly colored briefs, and yes... it's a mullet."
It's important to have flare... And this mullet flares baby!
A mullet worn with shaved in lines, a sneer, and a chain... The complete package.
This kid is rocking it. That's lifetime growth you're looking at. Pure mullet dedication.
Somebody throw this kid a beer. 
"Has anybody seen where I parked my Dodge Dakota?"
"I think it might be next to my Geo Tracker..."
And now for a few successful Mullectomies:
WTFshiznit
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